The Definition Of Normal - Ducky1776 306645 words / Timeline: 3rd [Family Hurt/Comfort ] Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.